mobile and battery love story

Scene 1: song good sing tone
M: kesi laga mera sing tone , aachi hai na mera pas gandhi bali bhi hai , me sunaunga nehi kun ki us tone ko sun ke lok paga ho jayenge...

M1: me bada tanga aagya aja kal , yar mehje har koi  kharid lete hai pata nehi me mobile hu yes kadu ki sabji ...mujhe vibretor mode me rahe kar lok ki head massage kar ne log jata hai .

yar yeh ram dev jesa lok hai na touchhhh screen jesa mobile ka bada  phaida uthate hai , esi esi jaga pe touch kar te hai me bata nehi sakta aap ku ....mera dost hai chota bala phone usku daba daba ke zreo kharap kar diya .......


M1: pata hai aja me etina khus koun hu , aja mere me nei battery lag ne bali hai ....
 meri battery aai nehi hai pata nehi kaha rehegeyi meri battery.

B: entery (song : what is the mobile no(song gobinda) ..)

M: hoai hoai  kya mal hai .
B : kya .
M:nehi nehi  kya rumal hai tumara .
M: chalo phir time bata lo .
B : lekin koun
M : loga ta hai ,aja tak kisi ne cheda nehi . esi ladkiya hoti , aage se ILV bolo , age se bolti me non vegetarian hu .
B: aabe oo bahat sare dekhe tujhe jesa rumal . tu cheda na tujhe ta me .... tera ta .......
M: kya kya mera kye pad phoddegi ......... phod mear keyboard.......han mujhe esabesa mobile mat samaje me ta "ttokia" hun tokia...
sakal se bhola dikha ta hum me ...ander me itina gandha hu na .... bolata hu mujhe se sadhi kar le ...
B: aabe esi bath hai to abhi tak bika koun nehi hai .... e
M ese customer ke baje se me bikata nehi hu ..


M: yeh batao , tumari nam ky ahai
 B: battrina, so sweet..,
M :imported lagti ho ,
B: han
M :kaha se aayi ho , neye neyi lagti ho network me ......
B: han yeh sub chodo , bataao tumari pari bar koun koun hai ....
M: hamari ta choti si family hai,
ek ta mere papa hai  PCO.
Ek meri maa: land line
ek meri choti behan ta ghar me tikti nehi hai ......walkie talkie hai na....
may ta keheta hu tum bhai jod jayo mere piche ....hamari choti choti battery hogi koi gadi me koi torch me kitina maza aayega na ....

B: yeh yeh hat , me na kisi parye mard ku  dekha nehi satki
M:koun tum nme virus aa gaya kya ..
B: abe hat , ky ahi na meri sadhi ho ne bali hai  CHARGER se...
M:Charger kalu kaluta charger wo electronics ka vip use kar raha hai  shaddhi charger se ..
B : abe khaber dar mera hone wala pati ku kuch kaha ta .......
 kya kami hai usi ku , tall hai , dark hai handsome hai yar ...
M: are tu janti nahi hai usku tere se pehele koi battery ku over charge kar ke unki jindegi ku barbad kar chuka hai
itina gandha  jab mood me aata ha na inverter ki battery ku bhi nehi chod ta hai .... bese mujhe shadi kar le na mujhe ....
B: bese meri ek choti behen hai sim , wo aja kal aacha mobile ki talash me hai , , kahe ta bat karu...
M: khabar dar esi bat kari ta ,
 pehele se ek sim mera pe hua kar raha tha .....itini gandhi hai bo , me ek bar kaheta tha khula ja sim sim .... bo etina khulti thi ek bar hang kar ke hi chod thi thi......me believe nehi kar ta hu .

B: meri sim na bilkul pabitra hai , hamesa hi se virgin mobile pe rahi...aja tak use ki delivery report nehi aayi....


are ek bat bata : teri Behan prepaid hai ki post paid hai
B: prepaid hai
 M: ja ja  edher ta aadim ka connection cut jaye bad me payment nehi milti hai
M; yeh kya ho raha hai ....Vibrating ...yeh... Amye calling......
ek ta  yeh meri malkin ka yeh wala boy friend bhi na time bhi nehi dekha ta phone kar de ta hai,..
Hello.. han ji malkin naha rehi hai bataoo...kya us ko massge de du .... wo kya karegi maggage ka...message dena hai tia Rohit ku do wo enjoy kar ta hai...
 yar me kitini bar bola kitini rat ku phone mat kaor .